Ted: You're gonna fall in love.
Marshall: So soon.
Robin: Not likely. I'm focusing on my career. I'm done with dating.
Ted: Oh, okay, we playing the pyramid? "Things people say right before they meet the love of their life."
Marshall: Boom. Kelly Harris, girl I went to law school with said... "Hey, law school's so hard, I just want to focus on my studies." Six months later? Married!
Ted: Travis Frenchroy, backup bartender tells me... "I'm so over the whole dating game. I just want to focus
on my Star Trek fan fiction." Six months later... Married!
Robin: May I respond? While that's all well and good for...
Marshall: Matthew Blitz, accountant at my office says... "Aw, I'm gonna die single and alone. I might as well just focus on this year's taxes." Six months later? City union and planning to get married pending the passage of legislation currently on the floor of the NY state senate.
Ted: Protest all you want, but it's gonna happen. It's a law of nature.
Marshall: Lawyered. Of nature.