Marshall: It all made so much sense when you said it, but when I said it, it turned into a fight. And once Lily and I start fighting, the fight starts to mutate and multiply.
[flashback to Marshall and Lily now arguing in the living room:]
Marshall: [v.o.] Sure, it started with the dishes, but then...
Lily: So you're saying that you shouldn't have to wash dishes because you work harder than me?
Marshall: Okay, that's not what I'm saying, but it's true.
Marshall: [v.o.] And then all of a sudden, we're also fighting about who works harder.
Lily: I teach kindergarten. I am molding the future leaders of tomorrow.
Marshall: You eat cookies and glue stuff.
Marshall: [v.o.] And soon more fights spin off.
Marshall: I can't believe you'd rather be killed...
Marshall: [v.o.] Until there are more fights going on than you can even keep track of.
Lily: If you need to go in the middle of the night, either turn the bathroom light on or sit down.
Marshall: My mother does not hate you. She is neutral about you. I am not scared of your Shining impression. I just don't need to hear it, especially at night.
Lily: "Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance."
Marshall: Please don't do that.
[present:]
Marshall: Man, Lily fights dirty. She's small but vicious, like a badger that your brothers caught and starved for five days and then put in your sleeping bag.