Quote from Ted in The Sexless Innkeeper
Ted: I don't understand. If last night went so horribly, why do Lily and Marshall think it was such a hit? [flashback to Barney and Robin leaving Marshall and Lily's apartment:] Barney: I mean, we knew we were gonna have fun tonight, but we had no idea how much. Marshall: Oh. Robin: Yeah, tough luck, every Saturday night I've ever had, 'cause this one just blew you out of the water. Barney: Let's do it again, soon. Robin: Yeah, we'll call you. [back:] Ted: They're your friends! Why would you just blatantly lie to them like that? Robin: Well, that's what you say at the end of a crappy date. [A woman comes out of the bathroom] Woman: Hey, Ted. Great time last night. Well, let's do it again, soon. I'll...uh, call you. [exits] Ted: Right?