Quote from Barney in Robin 101
Ted: "How To Date Robin Scherbatsky." Lesson one. Now, even though she puts up a tough exterior, what Robin really wants, deep down... Barney: I'm bored. Ted: You said you wanted my help. Barney: Can we draw boobs on the chalkboard? Ted: We did that ready. Barney: No, like, really big boobs. Ted: No. Look, I need this, too. I've only been a professor a few weeks. Being up here, it's, it's good practice for me. Barney: Can we have class outside? Ted: No! What Robin really wants deep down... [Barney's cell phone chimes] Barney! Barney: What? I'm tweeting about you. You should be flattered. How do you spell blah-blah-blah- "H's" or no? Ted: Wow, you were just, like, the worst student in the world, weren't you? Barney: They said I had A-D... something. Can we have class outside? Ted: Barney, I'm only gonna say this once, so listen up. I love you and I love Robin. And I want to make this work. So if you give me a few weeks of attention, I could give you a lifetime of happiness. Can you do that for me? Barney: Do you think I should get Sports Illustrated for 70% off the cover price? Can we have class outside? I got to find a way to reach this kid. Ted: [under his breath] I've got to find a way to reach this kid.