Future Ted: [v.o.] I still hadn't decided what kind of professor I wanted to be, authoritative or cool guy. I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did. About 20 times.
Ted: Good morning. What's up, dudes? Silence! This is Architecture 101. I am Professor Mosby. But you can call me Ted. Professor Mosby. T-Dawg. Do not call me T-Dawg.
[The blonde woman raises her hand. Ted imagines Barney appearing as a guru.]
Barney: Never take questions on the first day. It shows weakness. Also, don't look right here [points to the woman's breasts] Okay, good luck. Byesies.
Future Ted: [v.o.] This was it, my crossroads moment. What kind of professor was I gonna be. I had to decide.
Ted: Please save all your questions until the end of the lecture. Thank you! Now...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Professor Mosby had arrived. Of course, if I had taken that girl's question... who, by the way, was not your mom. Your mom was sitting... Wait, let me finish this real quick. Here's what that girl would have said.
Blonde Woman: I'm sorry to bother you, Professor Mosby, but this isn't Architecture 101. This is Economics 305. You're in the wrong classroom.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Yes, I was in the wrong classroom. And thus began the most humiliating seven minutes of my life.
Ted: Here's your think-about-it for the day. Every single person in this room... is already an architect.