Quote from Ted in Right Place Right Time
Milt: Charts! Get your charts here! Ted: Oh, excuse me, Milt? I think those are my charts. Milt: These charts? On my blanket? Ted: That's also my blanket. We'll get to that later. But I really need these charts. Milt: Oh, good, 'cause they're for sale. Ted: Fine, how much? Milt: One million dollars. Ted: I'll give you five bucks. Milt: A million dollars. Ted: No one's gonna pay a million dollars for these charts! Milt: One million dollars. Ted: Okay, Milt, you win. I'm gonna give you one million dollars. Milt: Urinating... Ted: The problem is, the ATM... Milt: The alien time machine. Ted: The alien time machine has a withdrawal limit. So, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you one dollar a day for a million days. Milt: That's... That's 2700 years. Deal! Sucker.