Marshall: Great job, guys. At least we're not keeping score, right? No idea what the score is. Could be 53 to zero. Could be some other score. It's 53 to zero.
Boy: What are we doing wrong, Coach?
Marshall: You know what? You're not doing anything wrong. It's great that you guys are losing, because in life, it doesn't matter how much effort you put in, or how hard you try, people will just give you things. Like diplomas and jobs and promotions. So, it doesn't matter what you do out there, as long as... As long as you have fun.
Future Ted: [v.o.] At that point, because they didn't want to fight in front of the kids, your uncle Marshall and aunt Lily had one of their telepathic conversations.
Lily: [telepathically] Don't you give me that look.
Marshall: [telepathically] Lily, I can't take it anymore! Your way of coaching is crazy!
Lily: Stop yelling at me!
Marshall: Sorry. But can I please do it my way?
Lily: Fine, but I'm going to do it my way, too. I'm getting my guitar.