Quote from Marshall in Old King Clancy
Ted: No way! You never lie to your friends. I would never not be honest with you. Barney: Really? What about that open mic night at the comedy club? [flashback to Marshall on stage at a comedy club:] Barney: Are you like me, folks? Have you ever thought about how many different kinds of fish there are? And the names of those fish? Let's, uh, let's take a little ride. "Trout." Am I right? "Sturgeon." I don't think so, pal. "Salmon." I'm going to say that again, salmon. Who thought that was a good idea, right? "Bass." This guy over here knows what I'm talking about. "Halibut." Thank you, good night. [goes to Ted] How was I? Ted: Oh, you were great. Really funny. Barney: You killed... [Marshall walks off] everyone's Thursday night. [present:] Marshall: Time out. You didn't like the fish list? Ted: It was horrible! You just read a list of fish. Marshall: [whooshes]