Marshall: So what happened with Karen?
Lily: No, I'll finish it for you. Ted left without saying anything and Karen got exactly what she wanted.
Ted: Nuh-uh. Not this time.
[flashback to Ted getting dressed in Karen's bedroom:]
Ted: You have a boyfriend?
Karen: We've been drifting apart for a long time. I've been meaning to break up with him.
Ted: God, Karen, you are unbelievable. You don't have the guts to break up with someone like a decent human being, so instead you pull this crap.
Karen: Okay, you're right. I'm great with books. I'm great with art. I'm great with identifying French wines from within a mile of where the grapes are grown. But... I'm really bad when it comes to looking someone in the eye and telling them the truth about how I feel.
Ted: Well, we're both bad at that. But... I think we both need to change. So, why don't I go first? Karen, you're a really hurtful and reckless person, and I never want to see you or speak to you again. Au revoir.
Karen: Ted, wait. Actually, "au revoir" means "until we see each other again". So, I'm assuming that you mean we will in fact see each other again?
Ted: [sniffs] Sorry, bro.