Margaret: So I storm out to the backyard and... candles everywhere! And a string quartet. Can you believe that?
Lily: No, not even slightly.
Loretta: What about my little Ty-Ty? What have you been up to?
Barney: Funny story: just the other night, this little rascal had a nightmare. And when he came in to tell us what it was about, do you remember what you said, champ?
Grant: Uh...
Barney: [coughing] Page four.
Grant: Uh... The dinosaur bones in the museum came to life and started chasing me?
Marshall: Thanks a lot, buddy. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
Barney: No, Tyler said, "My nightmare was "that you and Mommy didn't know how much I loved you. So I wanted to come in and tell you it was this much."
Loretta: Aw, that's so sweet.
Barney: We're a sweet happy family.