[flashback to Lily and Marshall in their college room with the radio playing:]
Ted: [on the radio] Dr. X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location. Because if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down.
Marshall: You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool.
Ted: I've been getting a lot of letters about my segment on how racist the school's meal plan is.
Lily: How are you getting letters if no one knows where you are, douche?
Ted: That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the dining hall, Monday at midnight. It's high time the Food Service puppet masters took ignorance and injustice off the menu.
Man: [on radio] Hey, Ted, we need a fourth for foosball. What are you doing in here, anyway?
Ted: Dude, get out of here! I'll be there in a second. So remember, dining hall, Monday, midnight. Another Dr. X happening. I'll be there, because X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot-ot...
[present:]
Marshall: If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot...