Barney: Ah! Ah! Lottery Girl's on.
Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney: Check it out. I make it fun. I invented a little game.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Tonight's Lotto numbers are... Nineteen...
Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he'd get you in Vogue magazine.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Fifty-three...
Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue magazine.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Twenty-two...
Barney: Age you claim you are.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Thirty-one...
Barney: Age you actually are.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] Forty-five...
Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress, and into my Jacuzzi.
Lotto Girl: [on TV] And the Super Big Ball is...
Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What up?