Barney: Oh, great, did Lily send you? I don't have the bear, okay? I'm not giving it back! Why are you smiling?
Marshall: Oh, I just... read a magazine. Here at work.
Barney: What?
Marshall: Yeah. It's the funniest thing. I was online, looking up rates for hotels when I realized something.
[flashback:]
Marshall: This is stupid.
[back:]
Marshall: I decided it was time to let go of my hang-ups and do the thing I gotta do and once I made that decision, everything changed.
[flashback to Marshall carrying a magazine down the corridor:]
Woman: [inner monologue] There's a young man who's comfortable with who he is.
Man: [inner monologue] I know what you're about to do and I respect you for it.
Bilson: [inner monologue] Hey, Eriksen. Go the distance.
Kim Kardashian: [on magazine cover] You made a brave step today. Remember what Shakespeare wrote, "Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful."
Marshall: You're right, Super hot lady who my wife keeps telling me why you're famous but I keep forgetting. Let's do this.
Kim Kardashian: Lead the way.