Robin: This isn't working. You shouldn't be here.
Lily: I get it. Because I'm happily married, I'm some kind of loser?
Robin: Exactly the opposite. Why do you think the Woo Girls have to woo when they win a game of beer pong, or when a hot guy takes his shirt off? It's because that is as good as life gets for them. They're really sad people. And, when they hang out with someone who's got it all figured out... someone like you... it bums them out. It takes away their woo.
Lily: You're just saying that so I don't feel like an old married lady.
Robin: Look at those girls, Lily. Look at them and listen to what their woo's are really saying.
[Titles: "I cry in the shower!" "I've never been on a second date!" "What if I nerve get to be a Mom?!" "I'm secretly in love with Jillian!"]
Ted: Woo! ["My career and love life are heading nowhere!"]
Lily: Oh, those poor girls... and Ted.