Lily: She's really kicking your ass here, Mosby. Your only hope is to go negative.
Ted: Okay. I'll tell you why my opponent is saying all this. Three words, scared of babies.
Robin: What? That is crazy. I am not.
Ted: Oh, yeah? Remember that time you met my cousin and her kid?
[flashback:]
Ted: She is so cute!
Robin: [unconvincingy] Aw.
Ted's cousin: Oh, do you want to hold her?
Robin: Aw. [passes the baby right to Ted]
[flashback:]
Ted: [v.o.] Or the baby shower Lily threw for her friend Erika?
Ted: Are you letting that baby sniff you?
Robin: I don't want to get bitten.
[flashback:]
Ted: [v.o.] And don't forget about...
[Robin runs screaming out of the room]
Marshall: Talking baby commercial?
Ted: Talking baby commercial.