Robin: Well, of course you think it comes naturally. You're basically a dad already.
Lily: You're a total dad.
Ted: What are you talking about?
Robin: Ted, think about it. You tell super corny dad jokes.
[flashback:]
Ted: Shredded tweet! Oh, man! Shredded tweet.
[flashback:]
Robin: [v.o.] You lecture us. Like when we broke your stupid ship in a bottle.
Ted: I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
Barney: She did it!
Robin: Shut up!
[flashback:]
Robin: [v.o.] And you do that thing all dads do with waitresses.
Lori: Hi, I'm Lori. I'll be your waitress this evening.
Ted: Hi, Lori, I'm Ted. I'll be your customer this evening. Hey, Lori, before you go, tell me, what do you get when you cross a canary with a lawn mower? No hints. No hints.
[present:]
Lily: She's right. Ted, you maybe single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad.
Ted: I don't think I like your tone, young lady.