[Stella slaps the Jell-O out of Ted's hand]
Stella: That was a breakup. Wasn't it? You broke up with me.
Ted: Yeah.
Stella: I didn't know that that was a breakup.
Ted: Are you kidding? I- I said, "I feel awful. " You said, "We're good. " Then you got up and left.
Stella: Yeah, I said, "We're good, " as in "We're good. " Like when the waiter comes around and asks if you want any more muffins, and you say, "We're good. "
Ted: Exactly, and I took that "We're good" to mean you didn't want any more metaphorical relationship muffins. This is crazy. Forget about all that. That was a whole life-changing car accident ago. I love you. I don't want to break up.
Stella: But you did. You did want to. And if you had those feelings once, then you're going to have those feelings again, and you're going to keep on having them. And I can't count on that car to hit you every time you do.
Ted: What are you saying?
Stella: I'm saying... you wanted your breakup, you got it.
Ted: What?! Stella, wait!
Stella: No, you know what, Ted? We're good.