Randy: All right. It hasn't clotted but I think it's pretty much draining backwards now.
Barney: Randy. I've been thinking, this isn't working out.
Randy: Yeah, I figured. I knew I couldn't fly this close to the sun without getting burned. This is the story of my life. I always let people down. You, my dad, the chief.
Barney: The chief?
Randy: Yeah, I was a cop for like three months. But I got kicked off the force because I screwed up so much I was an insurance liability.
Barney: You were a New York City police officer and you didn't tell me?
[later:]
Woman: Wow! Did you ever shoot anybody?
Randy: Only all the time.
Barney: But not himself. And not in the foot.
Randy: Actually...
Barney: Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah. But nothing.