Quote from Barney in The Bracket
Barney: Alan Alda. It was Alan Alda. Lily: You never gonna believe what just happened. [flashback to two minutes earlier:] Barney: Who was that, um, guy from M*A*S*H? The main guy. What... Hawkeye from M*A*S*H. How can I be blanking on this? Lily: Alan Alda? Barney: No. [Barney stands up and goes away. A woman approaches Lily.] Woman: Hey, a word of advice? That guy you were talking to, Barney Stinson... I know he seems charming, but he's just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants. Sleeping with Barney was the biggest mistake of my life. [present:] Barney: Oh, my God. Where is she? Lily: Oh, she must have left. She... Barney: Well, she-she said I hooked up with her? What was her name? What did she look like? Lily: She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs. Kind of trashy. Barney: Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair? Lily: Yes! Barney: That's all of them. Okay. Stay calm. Let's think this through. One of the girls who I lied to, seduced and abandoned is trying to ruin my life. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one it is. [starts working through all the women he's dated] Oh, dear God!