Quote from Barney in The Yips
[cut Barney and Ted at the gym:] Barney: There goes one of my investments now. Cheryl, hard work's paying off. Keep up the good work. Ted: So your investments... are women? Barney: Women who, how shall I put this delicately? They fat. So, I come here, give them lots of attention now. Then when they get hot, who's the first guy they run to? The one who invested in them when they weren't. Ted: Wow, I can't decide if I'm thoroughly disgusted or really, really impressed. Barney: Of course, not all investments pay dividends. See the girl over there at the vending machine, Tonya. She is one Kit Kat away from junk bond status. Becky: Hey, Barney. Barney: Becky, elliptical machine's really working for you. Nice stuff. [to Ted] That one's going to reward shareholders soon. I foresee aggressive growth in my future. What up?