Marshall: Hey, man, you like kettle corn? I'm trying to get rid of anything crunchy.
Barney: Are the blinds closed?
Marshall: I don't know.
Barney: Are the blinds closed?!
Marshall: Yes, the blinds are closed.
Barney: Good, I didn't think I was followed, but you can never be too sure. Now double-lock the door and stay away from the windows.
Marshall: Is there a reason that you're acting like this?
Barney: We are about to find out if you're a lawyer. Now, in good conscience, I have to inform you that using this software is in violation of the Patriot Act, the Strategic Defense Initiative, and the National Security Act of 1948, which created the CIA. So I hope you passed the bar because if we use this software, the night janitor Gligor who I fooled into putting fingerprints on my computer, is going to need a good lawyer.