Marshall: You want to shatter this beautiful illusion you've created for yourself? Fine. Here it is. Cathy talks... a lot.
Ted: Oh, come on. That's not true.
Robin: Ted. Really, really think about that dinner we all just had together.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And I did.
[flashback to the restaurant:]
Ted: So, what's everyone getting?
Cathy: Well, I can't decide. Which sounds better, chicken or lasagna? I like chicken. I like lasagna. I like them both. But I really like pork. A lot of people don't eat pork, and maybe it's because of that movie Babe or something. But that was funny. He was a talking pig and he was like "Bah, Ram, Ewe!" What- What if there was a sorority, "Bah, Ram, Ewe?" I'd totally rush it. ... And so I named him Dr. Seuss! Lorax is a funny word.
Robin: Lasagna! Just get the lasagna!
Cathy: Oh, you guys just got a new place. How many bedrooms is it? I would love to have an extra bedroom, because I would put a Stairmaster in there. But you guys should get a convertible sofa. Or a futon. Futons are great. Or what about one of those Murphy beds? Who invented the Murphy bed? Was it a guy named Murphy? Oh, my God. Do you guys remember that show Murphy Brown? That was a funny show. She had a new assistant every episode. ...and it was like half an hour before I realized he wasn't even on the phone anymore! Isn't that hysterical?
Lily: Two! It's two bedrooms!
Cathy: Hey, do you guys like cannolis? Because I know this place and it's in the South Bronx and you wouldn't expect it, but they have the best cannolis in town.
Future Ted: And just like that, the illusion was shattered.