Ted: So, I just got off the phone with Cathy. God, you guys are so right. I totally hear it now. [nobody responds] See it now? [still nobody] Smell it? What is it?! I left the table for two minutes. What could she have possibly done in that time that was so horrible? Was it...
[flashback to the gang and Cathy at a restaurant:]
Ted: I'll be back in one second.
Cathy: One time, in the tenth grade, as a joke, I told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me. He's still in jail.
[present:]
Ted: Or maybe...
[flashback to the gang and Cathy at a restaurant:]
Ted: I'll be back in a second.
Cathy: So I volunteer at the pound.
Lily: Oh, isn't that nice?
Cathy: Yeah. You can't imagine the rush you get from killing an unwanted puppy. I make bracelets out of the collars.
[present:]
Ted: Or...
[flashback to the gang and Cathy at a restaurant:]
Ted: I'll be back in one second.
Cathy: I bet he's going to the urinal. Yeah. I remember when I had a penis.