Marshall: Jeff, this is all very impressive, but I just don't think that...
Jefferson: Listen, I know, I know. You are not gonna be tempted by big numbers and fancy perks. You're gonna do the noble thing, take the low-paying job at the NRDC, live off you family money.
Marshall: Family money?
Jefferson: You do have family money, don't you?
Marshall: No, not that I know of. I do have an uncle who owns a pretty successful bait shop.
Jefferson: NRDC. No family money. Oh, so you don't plane on having kids?
Marshall: Actually, I want to have four kids.
Jefferson: Well. New York public school make a lot of parents nervous, but the kids who walk out, walk out proud.
Future Ted: [v.o.] It was turning into a tough decision. Now, kids, when I'm faced with a tough decision, I like to make a list of pros and cons. Marshall knew all cons. [Pros: Money, Security, Swayze. Cons: Evil] But there is one thing he didn't know, a big item in the pros column.