Barney: You caught the bouquet?
Ted: Barney. The story's not over yet.
[flashback to Ted and Barney in her apartment:]
Robin: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ted: What?
Robin: I don't know if I can do this to you.
Ted: Do what?
Robin: Well, you say you want to move to Argentina, but you want to have kids.
Ted: Oh, right. 'Cause there are no kids there. On Santa's map of the world, there's a big black "X" over Argentina.
Robin: You know what I mean.
Ted: No, I don't. Okay, say we had kids. They wouldn't have to grow up in some suburb somewhere. They would grow up on the road having adventures with us. Think of all the Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts they could collect.
Robin: Ted, you know that kids were never a part of my plan. But if I was going to have someone's babies, I'd have your babies.
[back:]
Barney: That's when you run. Tell me you ran, Ted.