Quote from Barney in Moving Day
Barney: By the way, what are you guys doing with Ted's room? 'Cause if you need help with the rent, I'll take it. Lily: Why would you want to live with us? Barney: I don't call what you guys do "living." Here's the deal, I need a room closer to the bar. It takes me exactly 23 minutes to get a girl from the bar back to my apartment. A lot can go wrong in 23 minutes. [flashback to Barney in a cab with a woman:] Woman: This is going to be so hot. [falls alseep] Barney: [to cab driver] She's paying. [flashback to Barney with another woman in a cab:] Woman #2: I swear, if he doesn't call me back, I'm going to go through with this. Barney: [to cab driver] Please hurry, sir. Woman #2: I want to do dirty stuff with you. Stuff I won't let him do. Barney: Every red light run is an extra $20. Woman #2: [answers phone] Baby? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It was all my fault. [flashback to Barney with a third woman in a cab:] Woman #3: I am so drunk. When I'm this drunk, I go crazy! Barney: I bet you do. Woman #3: Check this out. [flashes herself to other vehicles] What up, NYPD? Barney: So close.