Quote from Ted in Columns
Mr. Druthers: Come on, Ted, listen, why don't we get back and finish drawing the plans for a building which, in my opinion, is never going to get built, so you and I can get out of here and grab a couple of beers. Ted: No. Look, Hammond, there's no easy way to say this but... Man: Looking for Hammond Druthers. Mr. Druthers: Oh, that's me. I'm Hammond Druthers. Man: These are divorce papers. You've been served. Ted: Oh, God. Mr. Druthers: She's really going through with this. So that's it. It's over. Ted: There is no easy way to say this, but... Mr. Druthers: She's giving me the remains of Wolfie? My dog is dead? Oh, my God. I can't believe this. She always played too rough with him. Ted: Believe me, there is no easy way to say this... Employees: [singing] # Happy birthday to you... # Ted: You've got to be kidding me!