Quote from Marshall in Columns
Marshall: [enters] No! No, this is not right! Barney: We had a deal! Marshall: Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out! Barney: You...! [exits] Marshall: It's over! [loudly] Lily, I can't let you go through with this! [quietly] I found a castle we can stay in, but it's an extra two grand. [loudly] It's just not right! [quietly] It's beautiful and they say it's haunted. [loudly] I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money! [quietly] I totally think we can get some more money out of him. [loudly] I'm never letting my fiancee, ever...! [opens door] Oh, you're still here? Barney: Before you say anything, I'll give you an extra five grand. Marshall: We accept. Barney: You people are so easy to control. [laughs] Dance for me, puppets, dance. Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.