Quote from Barney in World's Greatest Couple
Barney: Come on, I'll give you a tour. Uh, no flash photography please. Bienvenidos to the bedroom. Dig this: king-sized bed, full-sized blanket, one pillow. Everything about this bed says, "Our work here is done." Next we say bienvenue to the bathroom. What, only one towel? What, no hairdryer? You know where I keep that stuff? Your place. Beat it. And the coup de grace... Yeah, that's right. [Barney demonstrates the toilet seat which automatically puts itself back up] Patent-pending. And wilkommen to the hallway. While guys like Ted and Marshall may hide their porn... Lily: Marshall doesn't have porn. Barney: Aw, that's sweet. While guys like Ted and Marshall may hide their porn, I had mine professionally lit. Girls see this, they can't get out of here fast enough. Lily: And if that doesn't drive them away, there's always your life-sized storm-trooper. Barney: No, that's just awesome. So you see, whenever a girl wakes up here, I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else. My apartment does it for me.