Claudia: [answering phone] Ted?
Ted: Hey, Claudia, great wedding, beautiful toast, touching stuff. How's the honeymoon? Listen, I'm calling because last night I met this girl and I was wondering if you had...
Claudia: Oh, you have got to be freakin kidding me.
Stuart: Oh, here we go.
Claudia: 24 hours ago, you were begging, begging me to bring some other girl to my wedding, and now, what, you're over her?
Ted: I've moved on.
Claudia: What was her name? Was it my fat cousin, Lindsay? Don't be embarrassed. She has pretty eyes.
Ted: Uh, no, her name was Victoria, I don't know her last name.
Claudia: Well, lucky for you, I know that guest list backwards and forwards.
Ted: Thank God.
Claudia: Unlucky for you, there was no Victoria at my wedding. Good-bye, Ted.