Quote from Barney in Matchmaker
Ellen: All finished, gentlemen? Congratulations, you have just taken your very first step. Barney: Gosh, thanks, Ellen. I sure hope this works. I'm so done with the single life, all the games, the meaningless sex. Ellen: [warmly] You deserve more. Barney: That is so true, Ellen. I really think I'm ready to stop being a me and start being a we. Hey, is there anyway I can let it be known that I love cuddling? Ellen: Oh, of course you can. That is so... Barney: It's kinda hard to talk about with Ted here, but I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night when the tears come. Ellen, can you help me find her? Ellen: [coldly] Get out. Barney: What? Ellen: I get fifteen guys like you every week. Jerks who just want to meet vulnerable women, nail 'em and never call them again. Barney: Oh my God, people do that?