Quote from Ted in Return of the Shirt
Ted: Look, Natalie, there's something I have to say and there's no good way to say it. I wanna break up. I don't think you're the one for me. I don't want to waste your time because I really like you. I wanna do right by you, and I think the best way to do that is just to be honest. I'm sorry. Just let it out. They're only tears. [Natalie throws her spaghetti at Ted] Aah! Natalie: I'm not the one for you?! Ted: I'm sorry. I just thought the mature thing to do would be... Natalie: It's my birthday! Ted: Yes, I know I didn't realize that it was... Natalie: It's my birthday and you're telling me I'm not the one for you? Ted: It's really not such a big deal. I mean, it's the odds. It's like you lost the lottery. Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? Ted: No, no, no. I didn't mean that. Natalie: Okay, So what's the problem? Ted: It's... I can't explain it. Natalie: Try! Ted: It's ineffable. Natalie: I'm not "f-able"? Ted: No, no, no, no. Ineffable. Ineffable means it can't be explained. Natalie: Oh, so I'm stupid? Ted: Oh, God, what's going on?