Future Ted: [v.o.] So that was Thanksgiving 2005. To be honest, it didn't go great. But like has plenty of good parts. It's the rough parts that make you thankful that you have people to share it with.

Lily: And she's already pregnant again.
Marvin Sr.: Well, that's 'cause those Eriksen boy's boys can swim. They've got two tails and a drill bit for a head.