‘As Fast As She Can’
Season 4, Episode 23 - Aired May 11, 2009
Ted unwittingly talks Tony into dumping Stella. Meanwhile, Barney is determined to prove he can talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
Quote from Barney
Barney: She tracked me down two days later using a phone book. And that's the last time I wrote my name in my undergarments.
Quote from Barney
Robin: You're lying.
Barney: I am not lying! I swear on my mother. I swear on Goliath National Bank. I swear on my suits. I... am... not... lying.
Future Ted: [v.o.] He was lying.
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