Tim: I tried to talk to him after Tool Time. He wouldn't even talk to me. Just packed everything up and went back to Toledo. [phone rings] Maybe that's him. [answers phone] Mr. Leonard? No. Hi. Yes, she is. Yes, I'm sure she does. Hold on. [to Jill] It's Mrs. Hiawatha, or whatever her name is.
Jill: Mrs. Holloway? I'm kinda glad she called me back.
Tim: She wants Robin's phone number.
[Jill drops the phone]

Mr. Leonard: What are you doing here?
Tim: I came to ask a question. What did I do wrong? [holds up his wonky tool box] Was it the measurements or the spot-welds?
Mr. Leonard: Now, let me get this straight. You drove an hour and a half to ask me why a tool box you made 20 years ago is a piece of crap?
Tim: Actually, I drove three hours. It would've been an hour and a half had you a porch light that worked.

[Brad playing "When the Saints Go Marching In" badly]
Jill: Brad! Um, why don't you take a break and watch some TV? [Brad continues playing] Would you like to have a snack? [continues playing] You can have junk food! [continues playing] How about taking the car out for a spin?
Brad: [o.s.] Can I?
Jill: No. Will you just take a break, please?
Brad: [o.s.] Sure, Mom.

Tim: I had enough time to make this, though.
Jill: What is that?
Tim: It's an indoor toilet paper dispenser. Clap.
Jill: Uhh. [claps] Yes! [claps]