Jill: It's 5:30. I wonder where Randy is.
Tim: Oh, he's probably with Beth, getting more nods. Like father, like son, you know.
Jill: What do you mean by that?
Tim: If you recall, on our first date, you gave me the nod.
Jill: Yeah, that was all you got.

Tim: How'd it go?
Randy: Well... we're past the nod stage.
Tim: What?
Randy: She gave me a kiss.
Jill: What?!
Randy: Mom.
Tim: What would you have done if I'd kissed you on the first date?
Jill: Would've woken up.