‘The Look’
Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired November 7, 1995
When Tim buys Pistons season tickets from Bud without consulting Jill, he gets "the look".
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Hey, Wilson.
Wilson: Well, hi-dee-ho, neighbor.
Tim: What are you doing?
Wilson: I'm barbecuing some jerk.
Tim: Anybody I know?
Wilson: Actually, jerk is a very spicy dish native to the island of Jamaica. You know, I'm thinking of going down there and doing a little bamboo rafting.
Quote from Benny
Tim: Delores, I'll take the Bulls.
Benny: I'll go with you.
Marty: If you got the Bulls, I'm taking Houston.
Benny: I'll go with you.
Nick: I want Phoenix.
Benny: I'll go with you.
Nick: I don't even know you.
Benny: Who really knows anybody?
Quote from Tim
Tim: Then she brought out the sneakiest, most underhanded trick in the book.
Wilson: What was that?
Tim: Compromise.
Wilson: Ah! The old ploy where both sides decide to be reasonable.
Tim: Reasonable? Five games out of 40 is reasonable? I don't think...
Quote from Tim
Bud: Fifth row, center court. I mean, these seats are so good you can high-five with the team mascot.
Tim: What?
Bud: Yeah.
Tim: Sir Slam-A-Lot!
Bud: That's right.
Tim: Oh, this is a dream, man. This is really a dream - season tickets. I'd better call Jill.
Bud: Oh, no. No time for that. No. See, a VP at General Motors also wants them, and I'm meeting him for lunch at about, oh, two o'clock.
Tim: Well, what time is it now?
Bud: 1:59.
Tim: Let me sleep on it. [snores] OK.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Hey, guys. You won't believe what I bought today.
Randy: Whoa! Pistons tickets.
Tim: Not only Pistons tickets - season tickets. And they're all mine, mine, mine, mine. Wah-wah-wah-wah.
Randy: You know, Dad, I was just thinking that you and I really don't get to spend enough quality time together.
Tim: I bet you figure we could bond nicely at the Bulls/Pistons game.
Brad: I want to bond at the Orlando game.
Tim: No, no. I gave that ticket to Nick Cantalupo.
Brad: Who's he?
Tim: A very angry man.
Quote from Tim
Tim: Is Mom home?
Randy: Nope. She's with Mark getting him new glasses.
Brad: I can't believe she let you buy these.
Tim: What do you mean, "let" me?
Brad: You didn't tell Mom?
Tim: No.
Randy: I knew it was too good to be true.
Tim: Hold it, hold it, hold it. There's nothing to worry about. Let me explain how this marriage works. Your mom and I don't need to talk over every decision, you know.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What's going on?
Tim: Um... I decided to compromise.
Jill: You did?
Tim: You gotta give a little, take a little... Uh... Want me to sing it?
Jill: Not really.
Quote from Jill
Tim: OK. I wanted all 40. You wanted five. What do you say we settle on 15?
Jill: Fifteen's still a lot of money.
Tim: Let's settle on ten.
Jill: How about eight?
Tim: Ten.
Jill: How about none?
Tim: Eight's good.
Quote from Tim
Al: Well, Harry's got an interesting point. What if by some chance the Pistons get into the play-offs? How do we divvy up those tickets?
Tim: Well, the play-offs are going to cost more money anyway, right? I already got my eight tickets. You guys fight over 'em.
Marty: You're giving up play-off tickets?
Tim: Yes, Marty. Because I know "The Glory of Love." Want me to sing it?
Marty: No, thank you.