TV Quotes

Beach Boys & Jill: [sing] Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann You've got me rockin' and a-rollin' Rockin' and a-reelin', Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann Went to a dance
Wilson: [sings] Went to a dance
Beach Boys & Jill: [sing] Looking for romance
Wilson: [sings] Looking for romance
Beach Boys & Jill: [sing] Saw Barbara Ann
Wilson: [sings] Saw Barbara Ann
Beach Boys & Jill: [sing] So I thought I'd take a chance
Wilson: [sings] So I thought I'd take a chance
Beach Boys & Jill: [sing] Barbara Ann Take my hand You got me rockin' and a-rollin' Rockin' and a reelin', Barbara Ann Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann

Randy: See you, Mom. We're going to the mall to get some shoes.
Jill: Oh, good. Now, listen, I need to get a pair for Mark. I'd do it myself, but I'm swamped.
Randy: Come on. Lauren and I don't want Mark hanging out with us.
Lauren: Hey, come on, Randy. It's OK. It's no big deal.
Randy: On the other hand, Mark can be fun. Come on, buddy.

Jill: Okay. So I gotta practice for my thing tonight.
Tim: Well, get upstairs and work hard on that thing. It'll pay off. [off Jill's look] Not a clue.

Randy: I like the tan. [to Lauren] What do you think?
Mark: I like the tan.
Randy: Why don't you go pick out something in the Buster Brown section.

Lauren: Well, I better go. I promised my parents I'd be home by five. It was kind of fun hanging out, though.
Randy: Yeah, it was.
Lauren: Hey, maybe next time you can help me pick out some earrings at the jewelry store.
Randy: The jewelry store. Yeah. I thought we'd pick out a lot more shoes first.
Lauren: Right. Bye.

Eric: Hey! You just stepped on my new shoes!
Randy: Oh, sorry.
Eric: No, see, I don't like it when people step on my shoes.
Randy: Well, me either. Which is why I feel your pain.
Eric: Pain... What is that, a joke?
Randy: Well, not if you don't want it to be.

Tim: It's not like he came up behind somebody. He was defending Randy.
Jill: Well then he should've done what I've always told him to do in this situation.
Mark: And what's that?
Jill: Find an adult.
Mark: And what if there isn't one around?
Jill: Run away.
Tim: Run away? Forget karate. Next year you're taking track.

Randy: Hey, Brad. Chad and Kevin found out about what happened at the mall. I mean, how did they know? It's not like it's in the school paper.
Brad: [pulls out the paper] Alan Bishop's column. "The other day at the mall, I spied freshman Randy Taylor shaking in his boots. Senior Eric Zumbrum was threatening Taylor when he was saved by his little brother, name unknown." [Lauren laughs down the hallway] Oh, man, Lauren's reading the article.
Brad: So, what are you gonna do?
Randy: [sighs] I don't know. I need a quiet place to reflect on the matter. [climbs inside his locker]

Tim: "And then like a simpering coward, Randy Taylor ran off with his tail between his legs."
Jill: This is awful. I mean, half the school must be making fun of him.
Brad: Half would be a conservative estimate.

Brad: I can't believe you don't care that everybody thinks you're a wimp.
Jill: He's not a wimp. You know, he just feels good enough about himself, he doesn't worry about what others think.
Tim: That's right. I wish I were as mature as he was at that age. Or at this age.