‘Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof’
Season 1, Episode 4 - Aired October 8, 1991
As Tim attempts to install a satellite on the roof, he is distracted by the guy who claims to be helping Jill with her resume.
Quote from Jill
Rondall: I'm sorry, I forgot my friend won't be back from Cleveland on Monday.
Jill: Oh.
Rondall: But you and I could still get together.
Jill: No, wait. You mean that we're back to you and I alone together?
Rondall: Mmm-hmm. Jill, you know your husband's hanging from the roof, spying on us.
Jill: No, no, he's not spying on us. No. He's just hanging upside down. He does that all the time... to check things.
Quote from Jill
Rondall: I think he's a little bit uncomfortable with me. And I think it's because he's sensing what I've been sensing.
Jill: Which is what?
Rondall: Well, you have been sending out signals.
Jill: Signals? What signals?
Rondall: You asked me out for coffee after class.
Jill: No, no, no. No. That was just... There were four of us. You were just across... Way across the table.
Rondall: Yeah, but every time I turn around from the blackboard I see you staring into my eyes.
Jill: No, that's just paying attention. That's a good thing.
Rondall: I don't know why you're fighting it, Jill. There's obviously something happening between us. I mean, I feel it. You feel it. It's chemistry.
Jill: No, I flunked chemistry.
Quote from Tim
Rondall: Jill, you're playing hard to get. I love that.
Jill: No, no. I'm playing "no get." I am a "no get" woman. I'm a happy, married, "no get" woman... with a wonderful husband. [Tim yells as he falls from the roof in his harness]
Rondall: [grunts] There's Mr. Wonderful now.
Jill: Honey, are you all right?
Tim: Just testing the safety line on this.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Rondall, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Rondall: Oh, oh, oh. That's good. You're pretending to throw me out because your husband can see us.
Jill: No, I'm really throwing you out.
Rondall: If you could just speak a little louder so he can hear you.
Jill: Here's you coat. There's the door.
Rondall: [chuckles] That's a good touch with the jacket. I like that.
Jill: Look, Rondall, you want a signal?
Rondall: Uh-huh.
Jill: Here is your signal. [throws his briefcase out the door]
Rondall: Wait, I'm confused. Does that mean we're not having lunch?
Jill: Get out.
Quote from Jill
Tim: Jill, come on out here, please.
Jill: Tim. Tim, I don't believe it. I am so embarrassed. I feel like such a fool.
Tim: Could you untangle that rope?
Jill: You know, you were right. That slime came on to me. He wanted me to have lunch with him.
Tim: Get him out here. Come on out here!
Jill: No, I took care of it. I threw him out.
Tim: Good for you.
Jill: He said I was sending him signals.
Tim: Jill, could you just untie this knot?
Jill: I would never send signals.
Tim: I know you wouldn't. Jill, we can talk about this another time. My legs are really numb.
Jill: I am so sorry. I just never realized... I'm a married woman. I got three kids.
Tim: You're a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman. He'd be a fool not to hit on you.
Jill: Oh, Tim. You're so sweet.
Tim: Could you cut me down, please?
Jill: No. I like you like this.
Quote from Jill
Tim: All right, settle in. 200 channels of family entertainment. Seen it. Seen it. Seen that. Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.
Jill: Will you slow down? Just let me have that thing. Okay, what's that?
Randy: Sumo wrestling from Japan.
Tim: [speaks psuedo-Japanese]
Jill: Seen it. Oh, now, that's better. Opera. [the boys scream]