Al Quote #453
Quote from Al in Trouble-a-Bruin
Al: Now we're gonna continue with our week-long salute...
Tim: Stop for a minute. You know, folks, I've been doing this show for 10 years now. And Binford shows their appreciation by taking away all my tools and making me dress like a banana? You know, I'm as much a company man as the next guy, but eventually a Tool Man's got to do what a Tool Man's got to do. And I'm getting out of this stupid thing. [removes overalls]
Heidi: Yeah. Me, too. [removes overalls]
Tim: Thanks, Heidi. Al, you with us?
Al: Uh... I don't think so, Tim.
Tim: Come on, Al. This is about integrity, man.
Al: No, I'd really... I'd rather not.
Tim: Come on.
Al: I'd... No...
Tim: It's about unity, Al.
Al: I... I... No!
[When Tim rips Al's overalls off, he is wearing only a flannel dickey and a pair of boxers]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Trouble-a-Bruin’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Wilson: Jill, let me ask you something. Did you ever go against your parents' wishes and take a risk that involved physical danger?
Jill: Yeah, I did. I married Tim.
Quote from Tim
Tim: You know the important news? Bud has turned a good tool company into a fascist dictatorship.
Jill: So what, he's gonna declare war on Home Depot?
Tim: You know, this is serious. We're not allowed to use any tools on the set that don't have the Binford logo on them. And since Binford doesn't make any automotive tools, I can't do any car-related Tool Times.
Jill: That's ridiculous. I knew they were giving you problems down there. I didn't know they would go this far.
Tim: Oh, this is just the beginning. They start taking away your diagnostic equipment, the next thing you know your money looks different and you're waiting in line for vodka and toilet paper.
Quote from Tim
Dr. Hennessy: Well, look, Brad's knee should be around 85 percent by game time.
Tim: 85 percent! That's like a B-minus.
Brad: All right!
Jill: But 85 percent means that there's an increased chance that he'll get hurt.
Tim: Well, yeah... Yeah... But what if he only plays 85 percent of the time? That would eliminate the 15 percent chance of injury!
Brad: All right!
Jill: [to the puzzled Dr. Hennessy] Welcome to my world.