Al Quote #451
Quote from Al in A Hardware Habit to Break
Al: Now that service is going to get even better.
Tim: That's right. We're proud to introduce Harry's new Video Tool Library. So, come on down to the store and borrow a video for any project you might be working on, absolutely free!
Tim: Did you say free?
Al: I said free!
Tim: And that's not all. If you have any questions about any one of the videos, you can call us at our 24-hour tool line.
Al: That's right. Tim and I bought these cell phones for the express purpose of being there for you!
Tim: Al and I are standing by 24 hours a day to attend to all the questions of our hardware store customers. Call us anytime, 24 hours a day, night or day, day or night! [phone rings]
Al: [answers phone] Harry's on call! No problem too small! No, Mother. This won't conflict with square-dancing night.
Tim: Harry's Hardware!
Home Improvement Quotes
‘A Hardware Habit to Break’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Marty: Wilson, we're not making any money. What did Harry have that we don't?
Wilson: Well, people trusted Harry. He was the kind of guy who stood behind everything he sold. He'd do anything for a customer.
Tim: I'm that kind of guy.
Wilson: Well, I know that, Tim. But I'm not sure everybody else does.
Tim: Then, Marty, we gotta get the word out.
Marty: I know! We can print up flyers! Then we can get on our bikes and we can plaster them all over the neighborhood!
Tim: Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay! Marty! Yeah! And then... Wait a minute... We'll sell lemonade in the driveway! And put cards in our spokes that go like this! We'll have big lollipops! And then we'll have a puppet show for all the rest of the kids in the neighborhood! What the hell's the matter with you?
Quote from Benny
Tim: Oh. Sorry. Phew. Where was I? I thought for a minute I heard you say you were selling the hardware store.
Benny: He is. I've been totally useless ever since I heard the news.
Marty: And for 40 years before that.
Quote from Harry
Tim: Harry, why all of a sudden?
Harry: Delores.
Tim: Oh, her asthma's acting up again?
Harry: Oh, yeah. She wants to move to a warmer climate.
Benny: Yeah. They're moving to Tucson. That's in Arizona.
Harry: Tucson is Plan A. Plan B is we stop at a gas station, she goes in to powder her nose, and I burn rubber for Vegas.
Al: You can't just leave your wife in the middle of nowhere.
Harry: If we're meant to be together, she'll find me.