Tim Quote #2731
Quote from Tim in Thanksgiving
Irv Schmayman: Sorry I'm late. I ran into Harry Belafonte at the V.I.P. elevator. What a chatterbox.
Tim: I'm sorry. You would be?
Irv Schmayman: Irv Schmayman. Major television producer. And you are?
Tim: Tim Taylor, major television star.
Irv Schmayman: Taylor.
Tim: Yeah.
Irv Schmayman: Never heard of you.
Tim: Well, Mr. Schmayman, maybe you have the wrong booth.
Irv Schmayman: Box 12. The Lions front office set me up.
Jill: Tim, didn't you say this booth was just gonna be for our family?
Irv Schmayman: Hey, we are all in the entertainment family. All part of the business I like to call, "Show."
Tim: Well, Irv, this is my wife, Jill and these are my boys, Randy, Brad and Mark.
Irv Schmayman: Irv Schmayman. Hollywood legend. Here's my card. Pass it around, kid.
Jill: Well, so much for our family Thanksgiving.
Tim: Honey, it's just one Schmayman.
Home Improvement Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
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Ted: These are the transformers and all the breakers. I love spending time down here.
Tim: Who wouldn't? The place is so homey.
Ted: If you like this, wait till you see our control room. That's where we operate all of the Silverdome's lights and our 2,000 toilets.
Tim: Wait a minute. Two thousand toilets? Is there a button you can press to flush them all at once?
Ted: No, but I'll bring it up at the next board meeting. You're a thinker. I like that.
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Ted: Mr. Taylor? Are you ready to explore the bowels of the Silverdome?
Tim: Let me loose.
Jill: Tim, can I speak to you for a moment? He'll be right there. You cannot leave us alone with the Schmayman.
Tim: Jill, Jill, Jill. Thanksgiving is about compassion. It's about reaching out to others. It's about being there for other people. Gotta go.
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Ted: Hello, Taylor family. Welcome to box 12. I'm Ted, your personal Silverdome liaison and I've got hats.
Jill: Oh, thank you. I'm Jill Taylor. And that's Randy, Mark and Brad and my husband, Tim Taylor.
Ted: Hey, it's "The Tool Man." [imitating Tim] "Oh! Oh!"
Tim: Good to meet you, Ted. Um, you look awful familiar. Have we met before?
Ted: No. Perhaps you've met one of my brothers. Ned or Fred?
Tim: Wait a minute. One brother works at the airport in Alpena. And the other brother at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, I've met them.
Ted: Yes. I hope they didn't give you any trouble. They've always been pretty ornery. One time they held me down and packed my nose with candy corn.
Jill: Kids can be so cruel.
Ted: This was last Christmas. By the way, Tim, I've been authorized to give you a tour of the Silverdome's nerve center. Home of our state-of-the-art electrical and plumbing system.
Tim: Somebody pinch me!