Randy Quote #326
Quote from Randy in Family Unties
Jill: Guys, it's only gonna be the three of us because Brad's not coming.
Randy: Uh, Mom? I got a favor to ask. You know, I ran into that kid, Kevin, the son of the toilet guy.
Jill: Oh, does he want to go to lunch with us? That's OK. He can come to the Hall of Fame, too.
Randy: Actually, he wants me to go hang out with him down at the Tower City Mall.
Jill: But you'd be missing a chance to see rare memorabilia from rock and roll legends like Jimi Hendrix. You love Jimi Hendrix.
Randy: Mom, I love his music, I don't need to see his lunch box.
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Quote from Tim
Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
Quote from Tim
Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
Quote from Tim
Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.