Tim Quote #2529
Quote from Tim in Family Unties
Tim: Right now, we're at the Frankfort Fan Company located in Frankfort, Michigan. There's nothing I like better than my fans. And just like my fans, these fans come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors. From big, portable cooling units with six-horsepower motors, to this very innovative little combination light and fan. Light up your workshop and get rid of toxic fumes at the same time. So have that extra bowl of chili, guys. It flips on just... Whoa... uh, look at that, a handy plug, too. Plug her in...
[Tim accidentally plugs in the largest fan in the exhibit. As it whirs, newspapers are blown all over the insulation booth.]
Al: Turn it off! Tim! Turn it off! Somebody turn off the power! Turn it off! Tim! Tim! Turn off the power! Off!
[Tim struggles to get close to the fan to turn it off, so he goes over to the insulation booth with Al and the booth's owner. Tim tries to put the booth owner's wig back on his bald head.]
Tim: Um... I'm, I'm terribly sorry. I'm terribly sorry.
Man: What are you talking about? The Tool Man pulling a stunt like this in my booth is going to be great publicity! How do you think up these gags?
Tim: [drops the wig] Well, the trick is making it look like an accident.
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Tim: There's something very weird going on here. You spend your whole life raising kids. Just when they get to the age where they're kind of cool to hang around, they ditch you.
Jill: Which is what we want.
Tim: [inquisitive grunt]
Jill: Well, we want them to be more independent. I mean, you're the one who said that it was natural for them to pull away from us.
Tim: No, no, no, no. What I said was it's natural for them to pull away from you.
Jill: Now, we just gotta hope that they come back.
Tim: They'll come back... for money.
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Jill: What's that?
Tim: Toilet brush.
Jill: No, that.
Tim: Oh. Sample pool skimmer.
Jill: We don't have a pool to skim.
Tim: I'm hoping it will work on your gravy.
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Wilson: Oh, Jill, while you're at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, make sure and look at the exhibit on my old friends The Beatles.
Jill: No. Like you really knew the Beatles?
Wilson: Mm-hmm.
Tim: Big deal. I knew Black & Decker.
Jill: Was Paul really that cute in person?
Wilson: Cuter.
Tim: You want to know cute? I'll introduce you to Sherwin Williams.