Brad Quote #151
Quote from Brad in Workin' Man Blues
Man: Hi. I'm looking for some new golf clubs.
Holly: [scoffs] Golf? Now there's a total waste of time. What, do you wear those silly clothes too? [laughs]
Brad: Actually, sir, our golf section's right over there. Our best clubs are probably our graphite. But if you want something a little less expensive, try steel. Go ahead, see what feels comfortable. I'll be back.
Rob: Nice work, Brad. I'm gonna help the golf guy. You haven't taken a break.
Brad: Hey, I don't need a break. I'm trying to make a sale. You know, it's kind of what I'm going for here.
Rob: You're doing a great job. You've made more sales in one day than Holly's made in... Actually, Holly's never made a sale.
Brad: Well, if you don't mind me asking, why did you hire her?
Rob: I've got a good heart. And she's my sister.
Brad: Well, maybe one day she'll finally wake up and take her job seriously, huh?
Holly: I need a two-hour lunch. I'm getting my tongue pierced.
Brad: Doesn't that hurt?
Holly: Yeah.
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Quote from Wilson
Wilson: So, what brings you to this indoor amalgam of vendors, colloquially known as "the mall?"
Brad: I'm just killing time before my job interview at the Wiener Barn. What are you doing?
Wilson: Well, Brad, I'm on a quest for a new hobby. I've narrowed it down to either channeling Aztec spirits... ...or rollerblading. Brad, do you know anything about these skates?
Brad: Sure do. These softer ones are for indoor. These harder, faster ones are for outdoor. The bearings are rated by ABEC numbers that go from one to 12. Most use three.
Wilson: Well, I don't know, Brad. Maybe channeling Aztec spirits is a lot safer.
Brad: Aren't the Aztecs the ones that cut the hearts out of people that were still alive?
Wilson: [gulps] I'm gonna go for those Turbo Roller 2000s.
Quote from Heidi
Tim: Well, that finishes our segment on home safety. I hope you learned something.
Al: I know I have. Next time, we'll use a fireproof sign.
Heidi: I'll call our insurance adjuster.
Tim: It's on the speed dial, number eight.
Heidi: Oh, really?
Quote from Brad
Brad: Coffee, anyone?
Mark: We don't drink coffee. We're kids.
Randy: And the word on the street is, so are you.
Brad: [adds heaps of sugar] Hey, as of today, I'm a working man. And a working man needs his morning coffee. [drinks]
Randy: A little more sugar, and the working man can fly to work.
Brad: Pass me the business section.
Tim: Well, there's the working stiff. You guys having a good day? Thanks for the coffee, buddy. [drinks] I'm not sure you put enough coffee in the sugar, did you?