Tim Quote #2254
Quote from Tim in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Tim: Why don't we go to Al's party?
Jill: There's no reason why we can't all go.
[the attic hatch closes]
Randy: That might be a reason.
Brad: Come on, Dad, the joke's over.
Tim: I didn't do this. Larry, did you rig this door shut?
Larry: Wish I had. It's a nice touch.
Jill: It's shut. We're locked in.
Tim: No worries. I'm the Tool Man. I'll get it open. [jumps up and down]
[meanwhile, downstairs:]
Wilson: So, Al, how long you gonna leave them up there?
Al: Oh, just long enough to let them know that Al Borland can prank with the best of them. [chuckling] Actually, you know, maybe I should let them down now before Tim does something stupid.
[After Al removes the large pole that was holding the attic hatch, Tim jumps through the hatch]
Home Improvement Quotes
‘I Was a Teenage Taylor’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: All right. One candy bar for the spaceman. And seven for the cute little lion cub.
Quote from Al
Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.