Wilson Quote #287
Quote from Wilson in I Was a Teenage Taylor
Brad: Um, listen, have you by chance ever heard of a guy named Clifford Warren? [spooky music]
Wilson: Clifford Warren? Who wants to know?
Randy: So you're saying you've heard of him?
Wilson: Unfortunately, I have.
Randy: Well, then, you know all about the...
Wilson: The incident. Yes, your parents finally told you.
Brad: Yeah, they told us everything about the incident.
Randy: Horrible thing, that incident. One of the worst incidents of all time, don't you think?
Wilson: For years that night has haunted me. The night that Clifford came home on Halloween and discovered that his brother Ezekiel was missing. And I don't think we'll ever know for sure whether Ezekiel ran away or Clifford murdered him.
Randy: Murdered him?
Wilson: You didn't know about that, Randy?
Randy: No, of course I did. It's just every time I hear it, it's so shocking.
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Brad: How would you like to help us do this prank on our parents?
Al: Well, I wouldn't feel so bad about scaring your dad again, but no, I wouldn't feel right scaring your mom.
Randy: Really? Even after what she said about you?
Al: What did she say about me?
Randy: Oh, I believe she referred to your little Halloween party as "the marathon yawn-a-thon".
Al: Jill said that?
Randy: That's what I heard. What about you, Brad?
Brad: Yeah, I heard her say that. She also said your mom doesn't bob for apples. She bobs for ham hocks.
Al: I'm in!
Quote from Al
Brad: Now we gotta think of something just as good to get back at them.
Al: Well, you're Tim's sons. I'm sure you inherited the torture chromosome.