Tim Quote #2062
Quote from Tim in The Longest Day
Randy: So if it's not a goiter, then what is it?
Jill: It also could be hypothyroidism, which just means you have an underactive thyroid, and you'd have to take a pill every day.
Tim: A very small one.
Jill: Yeah.
Randy: So you guys are treating me like this all because I might have to take a pill? I don't buy it.
Jill: Honey, we didn't wanna worry you until the test results came back, but there's also a small chance...
Tim: A very small chance.
Jill: That you might have a lump on your thyroid that eventually would have to be removed.
Randy: So I'd need an operation?
Tim: A very small one.
Randy: Would I have a scar?
Tim: A very small one.
Jill: Dr. Kaufman is going to call by 6:00 tonight.
Tim: She's a very small doctor.
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‘The Longest Day’ Quotes
Quote from Randy
Randy: Why does this bad stuff always have to happen to me?
Tim: Well, bad stuff happens to everybody. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.
Randy: Yeah, but you cause it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: You're right, I tipped him off. I mean, what kind of mother am I? I had to go and fix him a decent breakfast.
Quote from Randy
Brad: Also, Randy had to go to another doctor and get a second blood test.
Tim: Why?
Randy: It's all Mom's fault. She told Dr. Medwick I been kinda tired lately.
Tim: Well, you have been. I caught you on the couch the other day asleep at 4:00.
Randy: Dad, I was watching Tool Time.