Tim Quote #1883
Quote from Tim in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Clerk: I got some good news. The storm has let up in Kinross.
Tim: All right.
Al: Great!
Clerk: Unfortunately, it's getting worse here. In fact, it might not let up for a couple of days.
Tim: We'll have to sleep here in the airport?
Clerk: There are some hotels in town.
Al: Well, we'd better hurry up and book one.
Clerk: Sorry. They were booked up hours ago. But I do rent out a lovely room in my house.
Tim: OK, I'll bite. How much?
Clerk: It's going for $45 a night.
Tim: OK.
Clerk: Except in storm season. Then it's 200.
Tim: You know, pal, I'm gonna alert the Better Business Bureau about you.
Clerk: Go ahead.
Tim: Huh. [turns around the "Tourist Information" sign to reveal a sign for the Better Business Bureau]
Clerk: Can I help you?
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‘'Twas the Flight Before Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Jill
Al: You know, Ilene, I resent your attitude towards my mother. She's a wonderful, giving woman who lights up all the lives she touches.
Ilene: Oh, please! I am so sick of you putting your mother up on a pedestal!
Jill: [quietly to Tim] You got to admire him for having the strength to hoist her up there. Oh, my God! I'm turning into you.
Tim: It's kind of fun, isn't it?
Quote from Tim
Tim: We really have to get there. Is there a car-rental counter here?
Clerk: Of course. [removes the "Ticket Counter" sign and puts up a "Pilgrim Car Rental" sign] Now, what kind of car would you like? We're running a special on convertibles.
Tim: It's four degrees outside.
Clerk: Then I'd advise you to leave the top up.
Al: Could you give us a map so we could find our way to Kinross?
Clerk: No problem. I don't think the map is going to do you much good.
Al: Why not?
Clerk: The roads are closed.
Tim: Well, why are we renting a car if we can't drive it anywhere?
Clerk: I was wondering the same thing myself.
Quote from Al
Tim: Well, it looks like we're going to make it home in time for Christmas, Al.
Al: The only problem is I still don't know what to do about Ilene and my mother. How can I choose between the woman who means more to me than anything, or my girlfriend?