Tim Quote #1779
Jill: This money is supposed to be for education. For my graduate school, the kids' college fund...
Tim: I'm not going to dip into the college fund. We'll get the money someplace else.
Jill: Where?
Tim: Well, you know, I wouldn't... I wouldn't mind giving up that vacation we had planned.
Jill: Oh, that's big of you. You didn't care about going to New York anyway.
Tim: We don't have to now, 'cause the New York Knicks are coming to town. And the Washington Bullets, the Celtics - the entire Eastern seaboard'll be right here in the Motor City.
[Jill gives Tim the look]
Tim: Don't look at me like that.
Jill: Then put the money back in the bank account.
Tim: Did I explain that, from where these seats are, you can actually reach out, and touch the mascot, Sir... [Jill slams the door] Slam-A-Lot?
Home Improvement Quotes
‘The Look’ Quotes
Quote from Tim
Benny: What's the look?
Tim: Oh, come on. It's just the most potent weapon in a woman's arsenal. Her face will transform right in front of you. Her lips get really tight like this.
Marty: Yeah. And then her whole face shrivels up. It's like...
Harry: Yeah. And then her eyes get real small and meet right in the middle of her head like a Cyclops in a housecoat.
Tim: Just when you think you can't take anymore, she lines you up and finishes you off.
Benny: Ohh! I'm never getting married. And not just because women can't stand me.
Quote from Al
Harry: Well, look, he's taking me to the game first because I'm his hardware guy.
Marty: No, no, no. If anyone deserves to go, it's me. I'm his brother.
Al: Excuse me. I'm the one that risks his life every day working next to him.
Marty: Uh, the man's got a point.
Al: All right, OK.
Quote from Wilson
Tim: Well, you got it made. Unattached guy like you... You don't need permission to go to 40 Pistons games.
Wilson: Uh-oh. I take it Jill was not too thrilled with your recent purchase.
Tim: That's putting it mildly. First, she gave me the look.
Wilson: The look!
Tim: You know about the look?
Wilson: Oh, Tim, every man knows about the look. Wives have been giving their husbands the look for untold centuries. As a matter of fact, the look was the reason brides started wearing veils. It was long believed that the penetrating stare of a bride could weaken her husband and render him impotent.
Tim: I thought that was caused by all the brown liquor at the reception.
Wilson: Well, that could do it too, Tim.